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Permalink Reply by Dorothy Cole on 20 May 2008 at 4:42pm

i have Emily and send them to you ha ha.You can not escape from me xox

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Permalink Reply by Alfie on 19 May 2008 at 10:45am

Closing date for prize draw is 2nd June 2008
Draw will be made on 3rd June 2008
One prize of £50 Amazon gift vouchers is available
Winner will be contacted by 9th June 2008

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Permalink Reply by community admin on 19 May 2008 at 5:06pm

why does edward woodward have 4 ds in his name?

because otherwise he'd be ewar woowar.

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Permalink Reply by Alfie on 19 May 2008 at 8:22pm

What's your best joke Emily?

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Permalink Reply by Alfie on 19 May 2008 at 8:22pm

Why couldn't the orange make it up the hill?
Because it had run out of juice

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Permalink Reply by Roberto on 20 May 2008 at 11:52am

is it possible XXX fun? :Pp

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Permalink Reply by Alfie on 20 May 2008 at 1:50pm

I find good clean jokes best.

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Permalink Reply by Dorothy Cole on 20 May 2008 at 4:40pm

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'

I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of 'broke'do you not understand?'

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Permalink Reply by Maz on 20 May 2008 at 10:00pm

A joke to share with you all :) It made me laugh.


A Minnesota couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic work schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travelling together.

So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realising his error, he sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.

He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007

I know you're surprised to hear from me.

They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Dorothy Cole on 21 May 2008 at 8:04pm

Kevin phoned the maternity ward at the hospital.. 'Quick!' He said. 'Send
an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!'
'Tell me, is this her first baby?' the intern asked.
'No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin.'

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Permalink Reply by Roberto on 22 May 2008 at 4:06pm

something fun?...uhm..

if You will give me Amazon's coupon, I will resolve Naples' problems with garbage!!

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Permalink Reply by sarah mansell on 25 May 2008 at 7:32am

I was walking past the
mental hospital the other day,
and all the patients
were shouting,

'13....13....13.'


The fence was too high to see over,
but I saw a little gap in
the planks, so I being too nosey for my own good
looked through to see what
was going on.....



Some idiot poked me in
the eye with a stick!


Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

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