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Permalink Reply by Liz Ryley on 25 May 2008 at 6:08pm

What's brown and sticky?
A stick!

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Permalink Reply by Linda Hine on 25 May 2008 at 8:46pm

Two television aerials met up and fell in love, they decided to get married. Apparently the ceremony was rubbish, but the reception was brilliant!!!

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Permalink Reply by nigel on 26 May 2008 at 7:41am

why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment and yet when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £1.50 a minute

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Permalink Reply by Hassni on 26 May 2008 at 2:43pm

Why did the clairvoyant cross the road?
To get to the other side.

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Permalink Reply by sue barraclough on 26 May 2008 at 7:49pm

why did the mushroom go to the party?????

because he was a fun guy!

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Permalink Reply by john brooks on 26 May 2008 at 10:06pm

A woman woke her husband up in the middle of the night and told him there was a burglar downstairs in the kitchen,and he,s eating your mothers cake she made us,
The husband replied"Who should I call first,the police or ambulance"

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Permalink Reply by john brooks on 26 May 2008 at 10:16pm

It first occured to me that our marriage was on the rocks when my wife won a all exspenses holiday
for two to Majorca _ and she went twice.

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Permalink Reply by susan Langton on 27 May 2008 at 11:04am

A three legged dog limps into the saloon and shouts, "I wanna see the man that shot my paw!"

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Permalink Reply by TRACY HANSON on 27 May 2008 at 11:27am

WHY DID THE DINOSAUR CROSS THE ROAD?

THEY DID NOT HAVE CHICKENS IN THOSE DAYS!

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Permalink Reply by Alfie on 27 May 2008 at 11:59am

What do you call Dracula?
A pain in the neck!

Tracy - I loved this joke!

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Permalink Reply by George Davidge on 27 May 2008 at 2:09pm

A group of men are sitting in the changing room after a few games of Squash. A mobile rings & the nearest bloke picks it up & says. "Hello, yes darling, a new hat for the wedding of course. Why dont you get a complete outfit?. Of course I can sweetheart. Jenny? yes buy her 1 too. Hire a car? no why dont you go out today & buy one. Of course I'm okay, It's just that I thought it's about time you got what you wanted. Alright sweetheart I'll see you later" & he puts the phone back down. His mate having listened to all what was said. " That's blooming generous of you Sid" Not really Sid replied It's not my phone".

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Permalink Reply by Batthink on 27 May 2008 at 2:39pm

What is in your mouth that is more stupid than it sounds?

A wisdom tooth.

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