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Permalink Reply by charlie tomkinson on 27 May 2008 at 6:51pm

what does a starship trooper and toilet paper have in common...



they both circle uranus looking for klingons

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer Penn on 27 May 2008 at 7:07pm

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Permalink Reply by Helen Gardner on 27 May 2008 at 9:06pm

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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Permalink Reply by Caz ODoherty on 27 May 2008 at 10:09pm

Why did the scarecrow win an award??

Because he was outstanding in his field!!!

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Permalink Reply by Julie Booth on 27 May 2008 at 11:45pm

My friend Max hates going up steep hills. He's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max......

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Permalink Reply by James Castle on 29 May 2008 at 1:11pm

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot

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Permalink Reply by Thierry Jones on 29 May 2008 at 7:48pm

I used to have a pet frog but it croaked!!

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Permalink Reply by sue barraclough on 30 May 2008 at 11:34am

a penguin walks into a police station, walks up to the desk and asked the officer 'please can you help me, I've lost my mum and dad'
the officer replied 'well what do they look like?'

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Permalink Reply by Peter on 31 May 2008 at 5:44pm

A funeral cortege is travelling up a hill when, nearly at the top, the doors of the hearse fly open and the coffin falls out and speeds headlong down the hill.
Near the bottom of the hill is a sharp bend, with a Chemists shop on the corner. The coffin fails to negotiate the bend, smashed through the chemists shop window, and comes to rest at the shop counter.

Then a voice says "Excuse me - Can you give me something to stop me coffin?"

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Permalink Reply by Susan Smith on 31 May 2008 at 6:02pm

How do you make a cat go woof?

Soak it in petrol and drop a lit match on it.

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Permalink Reply by JudeVFR400 on 1 June 2008 at 11:09am

My favourite oxymoron.

Microsoft Works.

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Permalink Reply by Jason Titterton on 2 June 2008 at 1:00pm

What goes beep beep beep beep beep?????????

The Leeds United open top bus reversing back into the garage.

Ha Ha Ha Ha

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