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Permalink Reply by sue barraclough on 19 July 2008 at 4:15pm

My hubby layed on a sunbed on his front. Unfortunately he didnt spot the sunbed had a crack in it. When he tried to get up he got a very tender part of himself wedged in the crack!

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Permalink Reply by Imelda on 21 July 2008 at 12:13am

Ouch - painful hope this did not hinder your holiday too much. The film Something about Mary comes to mind. Must warn beloved hubby about doggy sunbeds!!! Between them and 8ft snakes in water pipes he needs to take care.

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Permalink Reply by Ferenc on 21 July 2008 at 11:32am

When the third is Lisbon day on a tram the pickpockets stole out my documents.
I noticed it fortunately,and it was thrown onto the land after a smaller scuffle
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Permalink Reply by Britt on 21 July 2008 at 4:00pm

While holidaying in Italy, my hubby urgently needed the loo, and found one of those fully-automatic portable ones in the middle of a car park. What a surprise I, and several passing German tourists got a few minutes later, when the automatic door opened to reveal my hubby with his trousers around his ankles. While trying to locate the toilet paper dispenser, he had pressed several buttons... one being the automatic door opener. What a loo-ser!

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Permalink Reply by YewTree on 21 July 2008 at 4:13pm

Mine is a retrospective embarrassment, when we went to Prague on a stag do we had to catch the tram into the town. A works colleague told me not to forget to buy the tickets. Thinking it was a wind up we all ignored his advice especially as we couldn't see a conductor or anywhere to buy the tickets. It was only as we were flying out after three days there that we found out that you did have to buy tickets from local shops .... wierd idea! Still all forgotten now .... just don't tell the authorities ... lol

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Permalink Reply by Chris on 21 July 2008 at 4:45pm

Going into an empty Tent on a Campsite in France, with a very buxom Young lass , both to wake up , with no sign of our clothes, both had to walk back home Naked , for her worse as her hands were not large enough to cover her assets. Worse for me as I got a roolicking , as was the Campsite Rep.

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Permalink Reply by Britt on 28 July 2008 at 4:19pm

On our first trip stateside, we bought 4 (very large) tubs of frozen yogurt - as we didn't have it in the UK back then. But none of us liked it, so I chucked the pots in the nearest rubbish bin... or that's what I thought it was, until my son pointed out that it had posting times on it. Oooops! Well, they don't look anything like postboxes over there! I've never been back to that small Virgian town, as they're probably still looking for the varmint who violated the US Mail!

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Permalink Reply by thomas on 2 August 2008 at 8:32pm

waiting in a semi lit room in florida to see honey i shrunk the audience my playful daughter stood on the skin of my resting arm i let out a tarzan scream and a packed room stampeded to the front of the venue

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Permalink Reply by KJH on 11 August 2008 at 7:45pm

Shopping in Walmart in Orlando, my daughter wanted a new bikini, however she would not believe that it would fit her and would not try it on. I put it on over my clothes to show her it would fit, only to turn round and a group of young men were cheering and laughing. I looked more like Blunderwoman than Wonderwoman. To make it worse when I was trying to get the bottoms off, I fell through the clothes rail and ended up underneath. My two daughters walked away and left me!

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